Is there a dating app for people who love bacon? Of course, we are going to sign up and check it out. After all, WE LOOOOOOVE BACON!!! Not surprised someone created it. After all, there are dating apps for Christians, gays, farmers, tall people, short people, and so much more that your mom probably doesn’t want to hear about. This glorious creation was brought to you by the master of bacon at Oscar Mayer, a Kraft Food Inc. company. Of course, this is a promotional product for the company, but it’s fun. First thing, it doesn’t push company products. Nowhere does it say, “Hey, try our stuff,” or interrupt you with “Buy bacon now.” It is a dating app with Oscar Mayer’s logo in 2 or 3 places. I do a good job at not overly branding it and keeping the overall interface simple. It has fewer ads than Okcupid or even Grindr.
You can download the app from the Apple App Store. Sorry, Android or Windows, there is no bacon love for you. Maybe they assume you are vegan or plainly hate bacon! HOW DARE YOU!?! Just kidding. I know you love bacon, maybe just vegan bacon.
We start with what many dating apps do today, connected to Facebook, and as a person who does not care (no, we do) about privacy, we click YES. After all, I want my bacon, boys! Then we select our gender, which is a boy, and who we are looking for, men. OMG, I’m gay?! Yeah, if you missed it after all these years, we love sausages or, in this case, pieces of bacon.
Next, it will go through and ask you different kinds of questions based on Pork or Turkey’s bacon preference. Turkey bacon is a lie!!!! Followed by the type of bacon, we always go with a nice and thick piece because it’s always better to have more in your mouth ;). The app continues by asking you a few other questions on cooking and other preferences. Strangely, there is no way of changing answers afterward. What if my preference changes, and later, I prefer a long piece of bacon instead of a thick one? Though this size, the queen likes it long and thick. I’m sorry, but there is no way to avoid making naughty references here. Even the Apple Wood option sounds dirty, tee hee.
After a few more questions, we got what we wanted: bacon-lover matches!!! Unlike Tinder, with swipes right and left, you can specify how HOT you are for your match by holding down bacon here. Is the wait thing suddenly a Grindr app? Oh no, how hot are you for bacon today? We are always hot for bacon!!! Always press it hard; maybe they will send you bacon when they see your hard press.
You can still swipe right for LIKE and left for NOO. Except here, you get a bacon heart. Heart of bacon, is that something you should see a doctor about? That was exciting, but sadly, after two swipes left, I knew no Nomster love for them. There were no more matches. It’s been a few days, and we have not found our bacon love. This is a brand-new app, and I’m not sure many people have heard of it yet. Though they really should sign up, bacon is excellent, and you should always find someone who loves bacon the same way you do.
The nice thing about this app is that while it’s connected to Facebook, like Tinder, and lets you pick pictures that have already been posted on Facebook, you are not limited to those. You can upload photos from your smartphone, so there is no limitation like Tinder, which is excellent. That is one of the things I dislike about Tinder.
Overall, I thought this app had a pretty simple design and, to the point, bacon love! It worked well, and I haven’t found any glitches—no glitches, unlike most other dating apps these days. The main two issues are that you can’t change the criteria for bacon types, and no one is on it. Or I guess there are no gay bacon boys on it. You should change that and sign up, so maybe we will match. If you are cute and like foodie adventures, message us here, and you never know; we might think you are not as much of a stalker or killer and go out with you. Alright, that sounded desperate, so let’s finish this up. So sign up for this app and start Sizzling!
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Have a very NOM NOM Day!